I like deer hunting. I have never fired at a deer but I enjoy the hunt - maybe because I've never had to field dress (gut out) or skin a deer myself. One of the parts to skinning a deer is that you need to remove the anal cavity so that the poop in the deer doesn't contaminate your meat. This is not an easy job... until now. (trumpet fanfare) INTRODUCING THE BUTT OUT TOOL! only $9.99 at Cabelas.
Here are the instructions for use:
Immediately after harvesting game, insert the Butt-Out Tool into the anal canal and twist until it grabs the membrane. Continue twisting another half turn, then steadily pull the Butt-Out Tool out of the canal. Extract 10" of membrane, tie the membrane off and cut.
Let's talk about what I love.
- Inexpensive.
- Makes a tough job easy.
- It's a pretty orange so it really glows when sticking out of a deer's ass.
- It's been rated 92 times at Cabelas.com with 4.4 / 5.0 average customer satisfaction.
- ...only giving a quarter turn before ripping the butthole out, too much rotation can tear it.
- ...don't use it in cold weather when it could break on the ground. (ummm, I am not supposed to step on it?)
- ..."on smaller deer it didn't work at all. The tool pushed through the intestine and made a real mess of things." (This guy might be a little aggressive with the corn hole of an animal. He could use some therapy.)
1 comment:
I think the funniest part, and there are many, is the customer feedback on cabela's. wow. i'm crying
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